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archiemcphee:

Self-taught Alaskan sculptor Lee Cross, known professionally as Wood Splitter Lee, creates incredible one of a kind fantasy creatures that are so remarkably lifelike they verge on creepy, which is just one of the things that makes them so awesome. All of Lee’s creatures are completely made by hand without the use of and patterns, molds or casts. Their bodies contain articulated skeletons wrapped with stuffing, making them very soft to handle and fully posable. They’re decorated with carefully hand-applied synthetic fur and paint. As you can see from these photos, some of Lee’s creatures are more fantastic in nature than others, but they’re all amazing to behold.

Lee’s creatures are available for purchase through weekly Auction Adoptions held on eBay.

To check out more of her phenomenal handmade creatures, visit Wood Splitter Lee’s DeviantArt gallery.

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gemiblu:

sacredmoon123:

Imagine if in “Frozen” when Anna’s heart finally freezes, Elsa, horror struck and filled with grief began to hold her and sing a reprise version of “Do You Want to build a Snowman.”
Cause I feel like it’d go like this:
Elsa: 
….Yes I wanna build a snowman….
…And ride our bikes around the halls…
…It’s because I cared for you….
…I hid from you…
…And now you took the fall….. 
 
…I wanted to protect you….
…Now look at you…
…Frozen by my own hands….
 
*Pauses looking at her hands*
 
…Yes I wanna build a snowman…
…And play outside in all the snow…
…I wanted just to hold you close….
…Open up my door…
…Because I loved you most…
 
…I was always lonely….
…Not anymore…
…Cause now I can finally see…
 
…I want to build a snowman …
…One more time Anna please………. 
*cries*

gemiblu:

sacredmoon123:

Imagine if in “Frozen” when Anna’s heart finally freezes, Elsa, horror struck and filled with grief began to hold her and sing a reprise version of “Do You Want to build a Snowman.”

Cause I feel like it’d go like this:

Elsa:

….Yes I wanna build a snowman….

…And ride our bikes around the halls…

…It’s because I cared for you….

…I hid from you…

…And now you took the fall…..

 

…I wanted to protect you….

…Now look at you…

…Frozen by my own hands….

 

*Pauses looking at her hands*

 

…Yes I wanna build a snowman…

…And play outside in all the snow…

…I wanted just to hold you close….

…Open up my door…

…Because I loved you most…

 

…I was always lonely….

…Not anymore…

…Cause now I can finally see…

 

…I want to build a snowman …

…One more time Anna please……….

*cries*

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toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

someone-almost-famous

psifreezeomega:

beesmygod:

delcat:

undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

I’m not holding my breath on any of these but holy shit Cooties is full-on 80’s VHS cover, tagline and all.  I’m almost optimistic there.

I hope Annabelle is as fucking delightfully ridiculous as The Conjuring was.

I hope VHS continues stepping down into utter lunacy because dear God was the second one a…I don’t want to say increase in quality because it wasn’t but it was funny and VHS was just godawful on all fronts except the one short.

Eli Roth you keep making me quietly hope and then knocking me down again

Telegram to Rob Zombie: STOP STOP

everyone else you look kinda cool I’ll end up watching you carry on

these all look super terrible except cooties which i am endeared to bc the poster is retro in all the right ways

Both VHS movies have loce it or hate it scenes, like 3 so godawful and hilarious, and 1 that takes up way more time because its good

theofficialariel

link6echo:

dopeturtlem:

this girl injected with the truth serum 

Shit. She’s spilling that tea.